There is one food group that I, Herr Falco love more than anything else; Sandwiches. While in London I took a side trip to visit the Earl of Sandwich statue to pay tribute to this great inventor (That’s love Bitches). With better living through chemistry anything can now be made into a sandwich, even soup. [...]
As fashion trends come and go, we all have items that are no longer acceptable to have in public. We hold onto these fashions hoping that one day they will be back in style. I myself have quite a few Fashion, oh no he didn’t, in my changing room. One item I cannot let go [...]
WTF is going on here, people? The caliber of candidates walking into my interviewing room is on a steady decline. I’ve been noticing it for a while now, and I’ve tried to ignore the simple fact that some people are stupid. There are literally dozens upon bakers’ dozens of websites outlining the basic dos and [...]
In this day and age of 24hr media and ever escalating political rhetoric, labels are being thrown around with sheer abandon. We have no clear understanding of what a defining term means anymore and I for one am finally fed up. I can no longer sit (notice I’m not standing) by and not know what [...]
The following are excerpts from a real text conversation that involved a fellow co-worker and myself. (typed exactly letter for letter) Me: R u working? Her: no bereavement day for me Me: Was I supposed to go in early?? Pls say no. Her: haha i dnt knw i called ystrday and told dem i was [...]
A recent event has just passed and I could not be more mad about it. The foretold rapture that was so ballyhooed and held up in front of me as a device to judge my Christ-ness, became a non-event faster than I can get a hallelujah, by saying ‘Can I get a Hallelujah’! Not being [...]
Looking back at my formative years, I realized that I had a very fulfilling life. I was provided with almost everything that a young boy could need. That is, except for one small yum-yum-in-my-tum-tum item. Name Brand CEREAL! For whatever reason we always ended up with a far less fun box of Capn Munch (Crap [...]
So I got another acupuncture treatment today. It’s really the best nap I’ve had in… well, since my last appointment. I’m trying to stave off round two of this cold, you see, and after spending 2 1/2 weeks down and out last time, I’ll do anything to not relapse. So The Cold 2: Electric Boogaloo [...]
My Job is boring! I haven’t thought about what I am going to do each day in probably the last 4 years. Because of this, I often have wandering thoughts, thoughts that I like to call dreams. These dreams vary from solving world peace to how I would survive the coming zombie apocalypse. Often I’m [...]
In our age of look at me, I have a cause! I have noticed that there is currently a full frontal (I typed Full Frontal) assault on our calendar. Everyone is trying to stake a claim to a day and make it their own. While celebrating Fat Tuesday it was brought to my attention that [...]