Recently a friend of mine went through a breakup of not-so-epic proportions with her crazy boyfriend. This would have been of little note to you if it had not brought forth a memory of a once awesome pastime for me, the making of a Mix Tape. For those of you in my generation, you know [...]
Last night, one of the nurses was expressing her dislike for a high maintenance patient. I’m sure you could come up with some clever names for people like that…and we have. However, in the midst of her quibble, I found myself singing, “Heal the world–make it a better place…” Another co-worker joined in…”for you and [...]
Well It has finally happened, the final salvo has once again flown across the bow of my good times ship and ruined everything I love about going to the movies. With the announcement that James Cameron was going to remake the Titanic in 3D, I knew in that moment that Hollywood has once again gone [...]
I was under the impression a few years ago that the genre of college rock was officially dead with the passing of Hootie sans his Blowfish into the white trash world of country music. I, however, could not have been more wrong. The other day while working out (another story) I was watching MTV. Not [...]
So I went camping this past weekend with my fellow Snarkies. An unofficial Snarward meeting, if you will. There was food, fun and canoeing madness. I made my traditional adobo & rice. You heard that right. I can cook that shit over a fire! Herr Falco’s got killer canoeing skills. I have a small fear [...]
A few days ago a friend of mine came to me at work with a little nugget of joy. I love it when people bring me things, especially when they are inappropriate in any setting. Let me tell you this gift was AWESOME! It could not have been more full of dirty words, life lessons [...]
What a sad state of affairs when one of the day’s biggest news stories is that Bachelor Jake Pavelka broke up with faux fiancee Vienna Girardi. Is anyone ACTUALLY surprised by this? Why do they care? I just died a little inside… Facebook
I’ve sat here for five minutes trying to think of how I’m going to write this post. Considering I’m about to talk about your lovely Tita B, I don’t really care so I’m just going to start. You think you know Tita B, you have no idea. Fun fact: Tita B and I are sisters. [...]
So I had this idea to turn Little House into a drinking game with my besties Sassy Sassmouth and Fraulein Furioso. But I got so caught up in the drinking part, hours before they arrived, that I forgot all about any game. Just played the one in my mind, it was between me and the [...]
With the news of Megan Fox not being in the third install of Transformers I was saddened but not shocked. While at work today, my fellow corporate zombies and I had a little chat about this turn of events over our daily feed. I will not go into details, other than to say that a [...]