Monthly Archives: March 2009

No, Terrorists Don’t Make House Calls

The following events are a true story.  Fact.  It happened.  To me.  You’ll just have to accept it because it really did happen.  Also, because I can’t make up something this ridiculous.  It’s just the way my family rolls. I … Continue reading

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I’m Not Oriental: A Q&A with Idiocy

Hey, there, snark-minded people.  I just need to get this off my chest.  We are living in the 21st century.  It’s 2009.  And we have been force-fed seconds and thirds from the political correctness buffet for years.  Even here in … Continue reading

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Gen Con 2008: Virgin Experience

Sass and Tita recently ventured into unfamiliar territory to the 2008 Gen Con gamers’ convention.  Overwhelming and horrifying are words not used loosely here.  Too much to list, but here’s a highlight of our observations and adventure. Hmm, I’m intrigued: … Continue reading

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Unintentionally Hilarious: A Conversation with my Stylist

I was surprised to find that J did not realize that an Ulta store had moved into our area recently.  Granted, she does live in an outlying small town, but everyone drives to the main, larger town to do any … Continue reading

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Chats with Grandma

The scene: Our local symphony orchestra. It is intermission, and grandma and I are standing up to stretch our legs and look around. Continue reading

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At the Grocery Store

I rather enjoy going to the grocery store. Even when it’s really busy, something almost always happens to entertain me. Here is what I observed today: Continue reading

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Lusty Hoff

Ok B’s, Circle Up. I have an announcement to make, I am in love with David Hasselhoff! Continue reading

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We the Peeps, in order to create a more perfect Snarkosphere…

Vision Statement Providing quality snark at warehouse prices.    Mission Statement To enlighten individuals by becoming the snarkcenter of choice and uphold our culture of humor and wit by perpetuating sarcasm and craziness with limited regard for persons, places, things or ideas.  Provide … Continue reading

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Tita Betchausen

Tita Betchausen is the token ethnic voice of Snarkward.  Part Asian, part American, all bitch.  Don’t mess with this one, boys.  She’ll cut you.  Her lethal side-glances and stare-downs are second to none.  Hiding behind an angelic and reserved demeanor, … Continue reading

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Herr Falco

Falco has been hailed by some as a creative genius and by others as the most eccentric of all the Snarkward crew.  His stories range from the mild and mundane to the “you’ve got to be f*cking kidding me” variety.  His talent … Continue reading

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