Monthly Archives: April 2009

Did You Make a Boy or a Girl Last Night?

From the Files of TMI (Too Much Information): The office cleaning lady told me something truly, revoltingly personal the other day whilst we were chatting in the kitchen. Continue reading

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Your Cupcakes Bring all the Snark to This Blog

Any dog trainer will tell you that most dogs are motivated by one of three things: 1) food 2) toys or 3) praise. This makes sense; we’ve all seen a dog who will do anything for a piece of hot dog, favorite ball, or just “who’s a good girl? who is?” Continue reading

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I Don’t Call You Horseface

A couple days ago someone said for me as I held the door for them, “Thanks big guy”. I stood there puzzled for a moment thinking about the fact that yes I am a big guy. Not the muscle bound type, just the good old American chubby. Continue reading

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Sad State of Affairs

Today I saw a temp at the company where I work using a letter opener to break into the supply closet to get some paper…. Has it really come to this? Facebook

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Owner of a Snarky Heart

It is common for me to be one of the last to join a particular technological/social/online thingamabob.  The item in question this time is match.com, the popular online dating service.  Did you guys know that you have to pay for … Continue reading

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Google Maps My Ass

Remember that show/cartoon/game “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” Great for the learning. Remember that group who sang on the show? Rockapella, was it? Yeah, I barely remember them too. Or maybe I’ve just blocked them from my mindgrapes. Continue reading

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Corporate Man

Today I have become a corporate man, finally have a name on my office door.  It reads:   OFFICE (my real name here) Super Lab Ass.   I like it, it works on so many levels!   Falco Facebook

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FLAVOR

My name is Herr Falco, and I am in love with food.  Scratch that, I am in love with FLAVOR.  This love has led me down a path of fatness that I have just decided to roll off of.  I … Continue reading

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Wait, Who Told Ugly People They Could be Talented?

Oh, Susan Boyle. Where do I even start? (I realize this is kind of dated, but I live under a rock, so am only just now forming my reaction. I’m just going to assume you all know the background.)

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Old Dog + No New Tricks = Hilarious

I know that I’m not the most tech savvy person out there.  But, I will try to get on board with the latest and greatest gadget.  I am (reasonably) willing to learn how stuff works.  Well, maybe not so much … Continue reading

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