Monthly Archives: May 2009

You and you and you

Social games… I love to play social games.  I have played these games since high school.  Most of the time, I play these games in my head (for my own amusement, of course).  Every now and then though I have … Continue reading

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My grays are my business

Hey kids, I didn’t think I’d have anything to write about today, being a nice, quiet Friday in the trailer, free of the sounds of nail clipping. BUT THEN, my old friend the cleaning lady rambled in. Continue reading

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Minuet in G-string Minor

So into another evening of naked asses we ventured.  Fraulein, Ms. Sassmouth and I found ourselves in the second row of our community theater’s “The Full Monty.”  And let me just say that the community let it all out for … Continue reading

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Hey Jealousy

In light of a recent celebrity comment and subsequent apology about a joke made about mail-order Filipino brides (Alec Baldwin comment), here’s a true story I find hilarious. Continue reading

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That Thing You Do

A co-worker whom I shall refer to as Beady Eyes McGee just came up to my desk bearing several large binder clips and a list of cube-dwellers in the area.  She proceeded to inform me that she recently “tripped on … Continue reading

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Turd Gate 09

Every work has facility maintenance needs.  Mine usually schedules it during normal business hours.  Most of these things are no biggie, changing light bulbs, moving cubes, waxing floors, etc.  Recently though, we were required to have a major repair done … Continue reading

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Friendship Fail

So I spent the better part of 4 hours setting up a Facebook page and giving a tutorial of the ins and outs to Auntie B… only for her to deny my friend request. Facebook

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I’ll trade you for some gonorrhea

Some of you may remember that in a previous post I reffered to my boss as The Hep. I did this because I feel that working for her is like having an STD. You know, the hep, the syph, the clap, whatever you get the point. She sucks both as a boss and at life in general. And she brings the horribleness that is herself down on our whole team of people. The one saving grace is that she works in another state… at least I thought that was a saving grace when I met her. Continue reading

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Why can’t I control my self?!?!

I like to think of myself as a fun loving free spirited kind of guy.  If there is an adventure to be had you can bet I will be there.  Sometimes though I find myself in a rut and have … Continue reading

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Mortuary Memoirs 2

Most People are looking for the cheapest way out of funeral expenses. I totally get that, it can be very expensive. There are, however, some corners that should not be cut. The first of these is the dove release. This … Continue reading

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