Monthly Archives: July 2009

Things that go bump in the night

Ok, Snarkward fans.  I know that many of you wonder if my stories are truly non-fiction.  They are.  I also know that sometimes they seem unreal, like such insane conversations could never take place outside a sketch comedy writers meeting.  … Continue reading

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The Terminator is a Douche Bag!

Hollywood and T.V. have taught me many a thing over the years, most of them, CRAP!  One thing that I do believe will come true is our eventual rule by Terminators (Cybermen for you across the pond, or the nerds … Continue reading

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Do you want this bar to be Smokeless too?

After work today I met some fellow co-workers at a local townie bar called “Bubbas”.  I ordered a local micro brew (Bell’s Oberon) and I asked for “some chili-cheese fries with silverware, please”.  I was met with a three-toothed look that … Continue reading

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GenCon 09

Hey peeps, last year Snarkward had its first press outing to a little thing called GenCon. What is GenCon? Well let me direct you to their site, so you too can see why we went. http://www.gencon.com/2009/indy/default.aspx Tita and Sassy went … Continue reading

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Overheard in a Public Restroom

There’s nothing quite like the drunken slurs of party girls in a public restroom.  I heard this the other night. Party Girl #1: (slurring & excited)  This is going to be the best pee ever in my life! Party Girl … Continue reading

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Swass-Stick-Ahhhhhh

ATTENTION all who read this.  I was just informed at work the other day, by a fellow co-worker that a cure for Swass has been found and tested!  Now, before I go any further, I feel I will need to … Continue reading

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Indoor voices, please

We’re all familiar with the cubicle farms common to many office environments. Even if you don’t have the joy of sitting in one of these fabulous work spaces, I’m sure you’ve seen them depicted on-screen in fine cinematic classics such … Continue reading

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The hazards of camping

If you see a bear with its cubs, you just die. Facebook

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Safari, anyone?

I don’t do so well with Africa, with all those wild animals and war. Facebook

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Food is my friend

Watching my weight is hard when food is so delicious. Facebook

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