Monthly Archives: September 2009

I Pee Alone Now!

As I get older, and maybe wiser, I have begun to notice an ever increasing affront on the men’s restroom.  As our society falls deeper into its next dark age, I feel that the bathroom rules are no longer being … Continue reading

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Easy, Tiger…My Recycling Bins Like it Gently

I don’t know about you guys, but we have a really good recycling program here in our lovely town (parts of it, anyway). It’s really easy and very reliable. However, the person or persons who do the pick-up on my route seem to have a bit of an anger-management program. See, I personally try to recycle every little thing that I think might apply, but sometimes I am wrong and a container or bit of material is rejected by said pick-up people. And when I say “reject,” I mean “violently fling offending item far into my yard.” Continue reading

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A Sober Apology to the Chick Drummer

To the very cool Chick Drummer, Yeah, so first of all, I just wanna say that I think you kick some serious ass.  You are a badass!  I can’t help but be hypnotized by your percussiveness.  It’s awesome.  I just … Continue reading

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Random Sassings…

Sassy was recently had the joy and privilege of being around a large group of people.  Below is a list of things I REJECT from said group of people: 1. Handle-bar mustaches.  This is not 1840. 2. Parents asking their … Continue reading

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Flight of the Navigator

So, ok, get this.  There are three travel-related things that I absolutely abhor.  1) Getting lost, 2) breaking down and 3) being late.  And when I say abhor, I mean loathe with the burning hatred of a thousand suns.  I … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to Insomnia

Dear Insomnia, You know, you and I have had a pretty good relationship thus far, wouldn’t you say?  You stay far away from me mostly, only making appearances on special occasions such as the night before the first day of … Continue reading

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