Monthly Archives: October 2009

The Giving Taco

Ok, Children, gather around, you too, Sam (you sloth).  We adults are about to sit down and have an adult conversation on a 12-year-old level.  So, I need you to go to the other room and watch that Baby Einstein … Continue reading

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Rules Maker, Heartbreaker: A Very Special Snarkward Episode

Once again, I am forced to explain the rules.  People, rules are for the safety, happiness and benefit of everyone.  It is also for the lording over others.  But that’s another matter.  What is important to remember is that there … Continue reading

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Christmas is here didn’t you know?

I was going to blog this week about a totally self-serving topic titled “Why I did not date you”.  That will have to wait as some rage has come over me in the last few days that I cannot seem … Continue reading

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Your Daily Dose of WTF

Oh man, you guys.  Maybe I am the last person to see this atrocity because I enjoy being a hermit, but…..dude.  THEY MADE A SNUGGIE FOR DOGS! As is my way, let us now review what is wrong with this … Continue reading

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Tricks and no Treat

It’s that time of year when I miss my folks the most.  Both of their birthdays and their anniversary is in the fall and I start thinking about the past and remembering different things from childhood.  And this wouldn’t be … Continue reading

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2 Things

While growing up I always received those ‘what do you want to be when you grow up?’ questions.  Looking back I never really had a good answer.  I would usually just ask the questioning person what they did.  If I … Continue reading

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Attack of the Pumpkin

Autumn is my favorite time of year, especially living in the northern Midwest.  Trees greet you in brilliant shades of orange and yellow, the air is crisp and chilly and it’s time for our annual trek to the local cider … Continue reading

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Positive Reality

I have a new game! I am calling it “Reality Bitches” A few of the ladies at my work like to start their day with an internet generated positive thought.  Apparently I do to. Fridays positive thought was: Positive Thinking, … Continue reading

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