Monthly Archives: November 2009

Remember, remember the 29th of November

That is the day that Falco lost.  He lost his singlehood and won ME!  He also lost his cool and said “I do” blubbering like Mary on Little House.  But before this happiest of all happy days, our dear Herr … Continue reading

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A Werewolf and a Vampire Walk into a Bar…

Ok, so the entire Snarkward staff (plus a lovely friend) went to see New Moon tonight. And of course, we are all full of opinions and nonsense that we’d like to share with you now…let’s start with the Fraulein: Continue reading

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Your Friday Snack Pack

Greetings and salutations, my friends.  I’m afraid I haven’t had any big adventures lately that would necessitate an entire post, but I have made a handful of random observations and have been pondering many mysteries of the universe.  So I’m … Continue reading

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She’s not trashy just trashed!

A friend and I were discussing her wedding plans.  She recounted part of her discussion with her fiancé to me.  It went like this.   Her: If you want a trashy wedding, you should have married your ex-girlfriend.  That girl … Continue reading

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9 ways to get hired in

Ok noob, here you are, your first few days at work and you are set adrift in a new sea of corporate culture.  What do you do, how do you act?  If you don’t do these 9 things, you might … Continue reading

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Here We Are Now, Entertain Us

OMG, you guys!  We pulled into Krispy Kreme’s parking lot tonight and saw a guy lying in the bushes.  J-girl screamed & pointed at him, yelled at Herr Falco to pull over and see if he’s dead.  Herr Falco, being … Continue reading

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That Blur Is Just Me, Kicking Your Ass

I recently made it onto someone’s Twitter list called “My Gaming Meat Bags.”  What does that even mean?  That I’m a bag of meat?  That I’m a bag of meat who likes to play games?  Ok, I’ve been called worse.  … Continue reading

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When Worlds Collide…You Might Have Diabetes

I think many of us can agree that we each have a variety of social circles: work friends, old-skool peeps, friends from a certain hobby/activity. And we can probably also agree that it is best to keep those groups separate. No intermingling with the groups. Otherwise, worlds collide and there is much awkwardness. Continue reading

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