Monthly Archives: December 2009

Think before speaking

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Family Circus fun from Christmas

1. Socially inept husband of mother-in-law says, “I don’t like English language movies” in reference to accent of Sherlock Holmes characters.  2. Toilet seat broken in game of hide-and-seek gone awry among Sassy’s younger cousins.  3. Dad enjoys playing his … Continue reading

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A very special PSA (just in time for New Years Eve)

Finally, winter has come to the north and has officially started the “Bar Season”.  The start of this season brings with it many a crazy thing.  Like hoochies wearing summer dresses when it is 15° outside just to get noticed.  … Continue reading

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When Make-Believe Goes too Far

Once in awhile, I like to entertain a very juvenile sense of humor. Fart jokes, giggling at boobies, and a certain kinship with a one Michael Scott are not beneath me. But other times, I see things that make my soul weep with how far down we have spiraled with this particular brand of humor.

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Shopping Misadventures

Recently, I went shopping with Mrs. Sassy Sassmouth. It was our annual Christmas shopping trip, which by the way after we finish, I spend the next 364 days dreading. Now don’t get me wrong, the dread has nothing to do with Sassy, my partner in snark. I love spending time with her and to be completely honest, I also enjoy shopping. What I do not however enjoy is dealing with snotty-nose degenerate kids who run like wild dogs in the street of some third world country village. But I digress, on to the story. Continue reading

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I once stood up

During college, I was like many other budding idiots, on a journey to find myself.  This may not seem so important till you hear about some of the paths that I improperly followed.  For right now, I will tell you … Continue reading

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