Monthly Archives: December 2009
Heard at work: Is this your first two on one? Facebook
1. Socially inept husband of mother-in-law says, “I don’t like English language movies” in reference to accent of Sherlock Holmes characters. 2. Toilet seat broken in game of hide-and-seek gone awry among Sassy’s younger cousins. 3. Dad enjoys playing his … Continue reading
Finally, winter has come to the north and has officially started the “Bar Season”. The start of this season brings with it many a crazy thing. Like hoochies wearing summer dresses when it is 15° outside just to get noticed. … Continue reading
Once in awhile, I like to entertain a very juvenile sense of humor. Fart jokes, giggling at boobies, and a certain kinship with a one Michael Scott are not beneath me. But other times, I see things that make my soul weep with how far down we have spiraled with this particular brand of humor.
Recently, I went shopping with Mrs. Sassy Sassmouth. It was our annual Christmas shopping trip, which by the way after we finish, I spend the next 364 days dreading. Now don’t get me wrong, the dread has nothing to do with Sassy, my partner in snark. I love spending time with her and to be completely honest, I also enjoy shopping. What I do not however enjoy is dealing with snotty-nose degenerate kids who run like wild dogs in the street of some third world country village. But I digress, on to the story. Continue reading