Monthly Archives: January 2010
Hey Snark Luva’s. I’m pulling something out of the old archive file that I keep buried deep in my brain. This story pre dates Snarkward but is too entirely ridiculous to not share with all you faithful readers out there. … Continue reading
Holy Shit! I have just discovered that Small Wonder: The Complete First Season (1985) will be released on DVD in a couple of weeks. And the only thing I can think is, “Why The Hell?” That show sucked so much … Continue reading
I was just at the bank and overhead this conversation:
Teller: Hi ma’am how are you doing today?
Customer: I’m having a bad day because your ATM outside would not take this check and I had to walk all the way in here!
If your day is completely ruined by the fact that you had to walk an extra fifteen feet, then something else is going on in your life and you probably need a hug.
Recently, Tita B and I were nerding out over how much we love Buffy and Angel. So for you Whedon newbies out there (or dorks like us who just can’t get enough), we decided to create a special alphabet based … Continue reading
So Falco’s birthday and mine are very close together. We always do a joint venture, some kind of huge blowout, an excuse to have another party. But 2010 is a year of change. We just wanted something mellow and low … Continue reading
OK, so I know I’ve said this before. I don’t want to hear your mindless chatter. If you’re gonna open your mouth, have something meaningful to say. (See Small Talk: Just Say No). But one of the things that really … Continue reading
So I work with this douche bag. Sorry, I should probably clarify, I work with about 200 douche bags, but some of them a more bag than douche. This is not one of those people. This guy is all douche. I mean 100% grade A, FDA certified, corn fed, DOUCHE. So this guy, we’ll call him Mr. Mega Douche or MMD for short. He sits in a cubicle right next to me. I should also point out that he is one of only four people in our area. An area that is situated in a large closet/storage room. Seriously, they still use this room that we sit in to store bags of garbage. Which by the way is awesome for morale. Needless to say this is a very small space so everyone gets to be cozy. The good news is, the other two gents who share the room with me are great. The bad news is that MMD is irritating enough to destroy any non suck that we have going on in our room. Continue reading
Let me let you in on a little known fact about myself; I love to stand in lines. I don’t know what it is, but if a line forms, I am there. I love everything about lines. I love the … Continue reading
Pretty much all of us here at Snarkward have had some atrocious cashier experiences. In fact, pretty much everyone I know has. That’s part of why this site exists – so we can creatively complain about these experiences, make fun … Continue reading