Monthly Archives: February 2010

How to be a Good Neighbor (hint: does not involve tongue)

Friends, I have many colorful characters in my life that keep things interesting. Today I’m going to tell you about my neighbor. He calls himself Big Daddy, so that’s what I’ll call him here, too. The first thing you need … Continue reading

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It’s Facebook… Not Dear Diary!

So I love Facebook as much as the next loser who needs continued validation from random people you knew in high school but didn’t necessarily like.  I love going there after a bad day and reading that others had a … Continue reading

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It’s Boobies, FTW!

Hey, kids.  I can’t believe I forgot to tell you this hilariously embarrassing story!  Fraulein thinks it’s funny and that you’d think so too.  I trust her, ‘cuz she’s my snark guru and also, she’d probably try to kick my … Continue reading

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‘Tis the season of denial

Show of hands, who is observing Lent this year?  No one?  That’s fine.  Unless you’re Catholic, you probably don’t.  I’m not Catholic.  But I do enjoy observing some of their traditions in a purely experimental way.  Such is the case … Continue reading

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An update on Harley Davidson love…

Last spring, you may recall that my uncle and his girlfriend become betrothed…. with matching Harley Davidson rings (see Nothin’ says love like Harley Davidson). I must admit, nearly a year later, I’m still scratching my head over this one. Anyway, … Continue reading

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Headboards are for……

It was recently brought to my attention that everyone else on this site has had a shopping experience that they needed to write about.  Now, I would be remiss if I did not occasionally lurk around a conversation or story, … Continue reading

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I Didn’t Order the Smarmy Special

So this one time, Tita, Sassmouth, and I went out for drinks and dinner with a couple of other ladies.  We met at a local Mexican restaurant that is known for….well, for being a Mexican restaurant.  I mean, it’s pretty … Continue reading

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Misfits of Communication

I love my family.  I really do.  But here’s another exchange in crazy.  I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted one of these.  They’re not coming at me with the same frequency, but when they do, look out.  … Continue reading

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