Monthly Archives: March 2010

Sassy & Tita love chick flicks… but not this one.

SPOILER ALERT! Sassy & Tita’s penchant for cheesy chick flicks has led them to a recent showing of “Remember Me” featuring a vamp-free Robert Pattinson.  The following conversation contains spoilers.  If you don’t care, because you’re not going to watch … Continue reading

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Trebek, I will take Yahoo Answers for 500 please.

Every now and then, a little manna from heaven rains down to feed a snarky.  Sometimes this manna is so addictive it is like smack or High Fructose Corn Syrup (One of my favorite flavors BTW).  Now I don’t have … Continue reading

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Just Smile and Nod, OK Mom?

Dear Mom: There’s something that’s been bothering me for years, and I feel I must get it off my chest following a recent conversation. This week, we were talking about my upcoming vacation.  And I couldn’t help but detect a … Continue reading

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Evil Babies Invade!

Just another ridiculous conversation with the Hubs. This one involving my newborn nephew and my proclivity for nightmares. Me:  What do you think it means that I had a bad dream about the baby? Him:  I don’t know.  What was … Continue reading

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GDuder Explains Himself

Fraulein Furioso: GDuder, whenever you imitate someone talking, they always have a lisp. No matter what, male or female, always with a lisp. What’s up with that? GDuder: I don’t know. I guess that’s just how I view the world. … Continue reading

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Zen: a Snarky Haiku

While at work today a fellow co-worker was busy setting up a happy zone of Zen around her.  This inspired me to join in and contribute to her joy (I am a giving guy after all) and wrote a haiku … Continue reading

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No Really, He Said I’d Get Punched

Last Friday, I was out with my besties Tita B, Herr Falco, Resident German Ursula, and Ursula’s man. He needs a name…oh, I know! He shall henceforth be known as Officer Mallard, because he is a police officer, and he likes to decorate with mallards. Anyway, we were waiting for our dinners, and the conversation turned (as it is wont to do) to how my job search is going. I like to wrap up these talks post-hasty, especially when I am out to dinner, because it makes me feel like I really shouldn’t be out to dinner. Continue reading

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A Lesson in Rage

Scene: Separate living rooms, separate couches. Near Valentine’s Day. Fraulein Furioso and Tita Betchausen are having a conversation via Google Chat about how Fraulein is angry with someone. FF: I would slap her face if she were here right now. … Continue reading

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Auntie Betchausen’s Pearls of Wisdom

My brother & his wife just had a baby boy.  My bro’s wife is Caucasian, so the baby is mixed.  Along comes my wonderful Auntie B with words of pure gold.  Gems, which I could not make up, to save … Continue reading

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There’s a Time and a Place

Today I had to go to the unemployment office. It’s not, as you might imagine, my favorite place. The chairs are stained, and there’s a weird smell. When I sat down, there was only one other person there, a woman … Continue reading

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