Monthly Archives: April 2010

Beware there is an attack asian on the premises

Dear Illiterate Solicitor: Please excuse my use of the word illiterate.  I merely assume that you cannot read, as you seem to have ignored completely the “no soliciting” sign firmly affixed to my front door.  I do realize that if … Continue reading

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State of my Union

Over the years, Herr Falco has been a very industrious young lad.  I started making my cash monies by helping the next-door neighbor unload her weekly groceries.  Like most of my jobs through out my life, this one sucked from … Continue reading

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When I am Engulfed in Rage

A couple of weeks ago, I bought tickets for two friends and I to hear David Sedaris read from some of his works. We arrived at the show and got seated with a few minutes to spare, only to find … Continue reading

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Oops I spoiled it again…

Dear everyone on the internet who is an idiot: I know, I know, that’s a lot of people so let me narrow that down. Dear everyone who goes on the internet and/or uses social media before they have seen a … Continue reading

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I Didn’t Know it Was Going to be *THAT* Kind of Honesty

The other day, Mama Furioso joined me as I took my dog for a walk. All that crazy makes her walk pretty fast, so MamaF is an ideal walking companion. All that crazy also makes her say awkward things, which … Continue reading

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I came for the music, caught a show instead.

It’s intervention time again, here on Snarkward Mountain.  That magical time where we share goodness in snark and bring awakening to those in need.  John-boy is on his way to town, and agreed to drop off this letter for me. … Continue reading

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Show me your PENIS

Hello again my fellow readers.  I have a new story to tell you about my latest adventure on the Internet.  For those of you that know me I me like a 13 year old girl when it comes to this … Continue reading

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In Defense of the email spammers…

I know what you are thinking… Duder, you’re going to defend email spammers?  You’re going to say it’s okay to send me countless emails about Viagra, Pet meds and male enhancement devices?  Well, kinda…   You see it’s not that I … Continue reading

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Hey, what’s that vomit smell? Oh, it’s just me.

So I woke up Easter morning with a raging migraine.  The fact that it was all bright and sunny out didn’t help considering I’m sensitive to light and heat.  Migraines, when left to their own devices, tend to manifest into … Continue reading

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