Monthly Archives: May 2010

Transformers are Cock Blockers

With the news of Megan Fox not being in the third install of Transformers I was saddened but not shocked.  While at work today, my fellow corporate zombies and I had a little chat about this turn of events over … Continue reading

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Have U Heard This One? All Asians Look Alike.

So my mother-in-law, or “The BOJ,” as I like to think of her, has been taking inventory of all her possessions and designating who gets what.  Believe me when I say that their house could give “maximizing your wall space … Continue reading

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WTF Lost finale!

Dear Damon Lindelof & Carlton Cuse: Thank you for wasting six years of my life.  After years of unanswered questions, I assumed you’d deliver on answering the most important questions in the finale.  I even kept telling frustrated friends, many of … Continue reading

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I want to sear my brain…

OK, peeps.  So this is an ACTUAL email I got from my aunt this morning — who I not so-lovingly refer to as Aunt Drama. After reading, you’ll note why the title of this post is self-explanatory. Okay- so Uncle … Continue reading

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Snail Mail to Italy

So we went to go see Letters to Juliet.  Sassy and I.  ‘Cause as we all know by now, we love chick movies.  However, our last few excursions have been disappointing.  But we were excited to see a movie that … Continue reading

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Snark of the Titans

Some of the Snarkies went to see Clash of the Titans.  Some went for the action.  Some went to compare this remake with the original.  And some went to see hot guys in little skirts.  Herr Falco, Fraulein Furioso, Tita … Continue reading

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5 RomComs worse than The Back-up Plan

As you all know, Sassy & I are self-proclaimed chick flick connoisseurs.  We are not ashamed to admit that formulaic, unrealistic romances spark girlish fantasies in us, that are a little inappropriate for two married women.  It makes us smile … Continue reading

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My incision is bigger than yours

In February, my grandma was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery. I’ll spare you the details, but let’s just say it involved her abdomen. Hard to believe, but just two months later, my mom (grandma’s daughter) was rushed to … Continue reading

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