Battle of the Blitz
I’ve sat here for five minutes trying to think of how I’m going to write this post. Considering I’m about to talk about your lovely Tita B, I don’t really care so I’m just going to start. You think you know Tita B, you have no idea. Fun fact: Tita B and I are sisters. Yep, that’s right, she’s my OLDER sister. There’s sibling rivalry and then there’s sibling competition and everything with Tita B was…IS competition. I won’t even talk about the broken leg incident. (sidenote: it wasn’t my broken leg).
So, if you have Facebook, which I’m sure most do by now, they have a game called Bejeweled Blitz. And I’ve recently been hooked on this game for the last month. I started out to see what all the fuss was about because it seemed most of my FB friends posted their scores. And on my friends list, Tita B is #2 on the top scorers. At the time of this incident she was still in the high 200′s. After weeks of playing and not being able to pass my 150+ mark, I finally got up to 242k and I posted my new score with the following comment:
“YES!!! I’m joining the elite! Tita B, Imma comin’.”
Notice the compliment? Elite. And for about an hour, all was well until she decides to post her comment.
TB: Now, can you get that score w/o the bonuses? Then you’ll be worthy, padawan.
(scoff) oh no she di’nt!
HB: How dare you!! Why do you gotta steal my thunder? You couldn’t let me just relish my 200k score for a minute.
TB: Sorry. I just increased my score. You can relish in that if you’d like.
nodding of the head, pursed lips…
HB: Relish this…oh wait, you can’t see what I’m doing. I do NOT accept your apology, seester, because you burned me in the same comment.
As if this wasn’t enough to take a jab at me ON Facebook, my cell phone rings. Incoming text message from you-know-who.
TB: Skype
HB: No!!! I don’t like u. I’m trying to kick your ass.
TB: C’mon now
HB: No. I’m on a mission.
TB: C’mon
Okay fine, let this betch face me and we’ll have it out.
After an hour of skyping, would you believe I went right back to the game? Tita B, you’ve had your moment of glory but after your snide remarks, it’s on.
IT’S ON!!
Tags: B.Blitz, facebook, family, rivalry, rudeness, snide remarks
Bring it.