When news isn’t news…
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What a sad state of affairs when one of the day’s biggest news stories is that Bachelor Jake Pavelka broke up with faux fiancee Vienna Girardi. Is anyone ACTUALLY surprised by this? Why do they care? I just died a little inside…












The best part is that in her T.V. interview about it she stated “I always cried in my shower”. Sad as this may be, it still made me laugh like a drunk high on sugar!