10 movies that need to be remastered in 3D
Well It has finally happened, the final salvo has once again flown across the bow of my good times ship and ruined everything I love about going to the movies. With the announcement that James Cameron was going to remake the Titanic in 3D, I knew in that moment that Hollywood has once again gone too far. With that being said I can’t resist the trend and want to put out my own list of the top 10 movies that I think need to be remastered into 3D blockbusters.
10: Karate kid- When Pony Boy delivers the crane kick in 3D to win the match, all I can say is ‘Breathtaking’!
9: Duets- The moment when they sing ‘Cruisin’, in 3D this could only bring a tear to your eye.
8: Driving Miss Daisy- The scene where Miss Daisy realizes that she is no longer a homophobe, would be priceless when viewed in 3D.
7: Fried green tomatoes- To view the parking lot menopause rage scene in 3D would just make the hot flashes almost warm.
6: 12 Angry Men- The argument between the jurors before they offer the verdict would be so EPIC in 3D.
5: Hobocon- The confessionals in this indie guerrilla documentary would just make you as tired as the stars in this wonder of a film.
4: Bridges of Madison County- The metaphor for your sad life will be totally apparent to you when you watch them drive straight at you through countless covered bridges.
3: The Piano- Watching them slog the piano through the jungle could only be more impressive in 3D.
2: Super Size Me- Fat people who have bad eating habits and poor health are so much hotter in 3D.
1: Gigli- Ok, nothing else has saved this movie yet but I bet 3D could.
There you have it, my list of awesomeness and how 3D would make each one better. Now run off, Children, and make up your own list. I just hope it will be as good as mine.
Tags: 12 Angry Men, Bridges of Madison County, Driving Miss Daisy, Duets, Fried Green Tomatos, Gigli, Hobocon, Kratie Kid, Super Size Me, The Piano