Monthly Archives: October 2010

Kiss my asana!

Because I am nothing if not a nurturing and supportive betty, I brought a friend to her first yoga class. I’m conversant in yoga. I speak it. I stretch it. It’s kind of my bag, baby. My friend had just … Continue reading

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Don’t look at me like that, it’s not a crime!

Listen, don’t chastise me for eating a two-bite brownie for breakfast after you gorged on an oversized double chocolate chip muffin. Seriously, is there a difference between donuts, cookies, cake, muffins, pancakes, danishes, tarts, brownies, or belgian waffles WITH whip … Continue reading

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Same Shit, Different Day

Dear Mystery Woman who keeps clogging the toilet at work: There’s nothing more irritating than being at work, walking into the restroom and discovering a piping hot bowl of turd!  NOTHING!  You feel me?  Cuz I can definitely smell you.  … Continue reading

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Why you gotta be like that, baby?

This is a heartfelt missive/public service announcement to all those hapless but well meaning males posting profiles on dating sites. One site in particular–I’ll call it inharmonious.com–requires a lengthy and somewhat grueling introspective questionnaire designed to reward the effort by … Continue reading

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Bad Touch

I love it when I find someone as self-deprecating as myself.  Kindred spirits, I say.  ‘Cause if I can’t find the humor in my own antics, then no one else will either.  Case in point, Ms. Pretty McCurlydo.  She’s lovely.  … Continue reading

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XYZ, PDQ

So get this.  It’s been so chilly lately and I’ve been loving it!  I love Fall weather in all it’s color-changing, leaf-dropping splendor.  I love wearing jackets and sweaters and most importantly, my khaki corduroys.  I love cords; with their … Continue reading

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