Your Daily Bread
There is one food group that I, Herr Falco love more than anything else; Sandwiches. While in London I took a side trip to visit the Earl of Sandwich statue to pay tribute to this great inventor (That’s love Bitches). With better living through chemistry anything can now be made into a sandwich, even soup. Science has blessed us with a product called Thick-It. Look it up, so when I mention it for adult drinky times, you will be in the know. Just add a little bit of this magic powder and BAM! Your soup is now like Jelly. Anyways, that is not what I brought you all here for today. It’s Christmas and I wanted to give you a gift from my kitchen, in the form of sandwiches. I have three recipes that are sure to A: Make you fat & B: Make your fat & foodie friends jealous of your sandwich mastery. Let us get started.
Cheese Bird
Ingredients: Shredded Cheese, Bread, Egg, Butter (Not MARGARINE, it may cause cancer & you just want to be fat. Not full of cancer)
Directions: Start by frying an egg sunny side up till it is perfect. Then take a buttered piece of toast and place it on top of the egg butter side up. Press down on the bread till the yoke breaks. Then place your shredded cheese on top of the buttered side of the bread. Place a pan lid over everything and cook this awesomeness till the shredded cheese is melted. Once the shredded cheese is melted, flip everything over to start frying the cheese. Now the cooked egg should be facing up. Put some more shredded cheese on that Bitch till it’s covered. Place your bread, butter side up, on top of that. Cover the buttered side of the bread with more shredded cheese. Make a bad joke about Nacho Cheese (Not-yo-cheese) and laugh maniacally. Place a lid over everything again, to melt your new pile of shredded cheese. Once the shredded cheese is melted, flip your new love (sandwich) over and fry that cheese till it is just right. In the end you should have a sandwich with the following layers from top to bottom: Fried cheese, bread, cheese, egg, bread, fried cheese.
Angry Bird
Same as above but with bacon! Yup, I just did that.
Directions: Cook your bacon first and put it aside. Then fry your sunny side up egg in the bacon drippins. Place your side bacon in the sandwich on the egg before the shredded cheese. You will have a sandwich with the following layers: Fried cheese, bread, cheese, bacon, egg, bread, fried cheese.
Cuppy
Ingredients: Bread, Reese’s Peanut Butter cups, Jelly (choose your flavor, choose wisely)
Directions: Toast that bread till it is brown, like a finely tanned Ass (Too much?) Place your Peanut butter cups on your first layer of bread. Nuke (Microwave) the bread and Peanut Butter cups till the cups are pliable (Like your mind). Place your Jelly on the other bread in a manner that suits you. Some people squeeze, I like to use a spoon while others still use a knife. Those “Knife” people are just nuts. Now place the jellied bread, jelly side down on top of the Peanut Butter cups and gently press down. Your sandwich should have the following layers from top to bottom: Toasted bread, Jelly, Peanut Butter cups, Toasted bread. I hope you enjoy my gift to you.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a fat night.
Tags: Angry Bird, Bam, Cheesy Bird, Earl of Sandwich, Merry Christmas, Peanut Butter cup, Reese's, Sandwich, Thick-It
There are some interesting points in time in this article but I don’t know if I see all of them center to heart. There is some validity but I will take hold opinion until I look into it further. Good article , thanks and we want more! Added to FeedBurner as well