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Hey people, if you have been hooked into the media world lately you have seen the latest Dr. Pepper ad featuring their “I’m a …” t-shirts.  Because of the popularity of this ad, we have been given a gift; a gift that will just keep on giving in more ways than one.  You too can now have one of these shirts for your very own & the best part is, you can make it say whatever you want (within a 30 character limit)!  Who doesn’t want a fun retro Tee that shoves the middle finger right in the man’s face?  To get your brain goo in the right frame of mind, my friends and I have made a list for you of some good “I’m a …” examples.  Feel free to add to this list in the comments and then run along to this site to get your shirt printed.  Dr. Pepper T-Shirts  

I’m a:

Driver of a windowless van

Squirter

P I M P

Rebound

Pirate

Chubby Chaser

Grenade

DTF

Cutter

Creeper

FaceBook Stalker

Leerer

Binge Eater

Doin your mom (for the Mario brother in you)

Sparkly Vampire

Mouth Breather

Baby Daddy

Yetie

Broken Dream

Rock Lobster

Swallower

Bastard

Douchbag

Terriost

Well, you get the point.  Now go have some fun sticking it to the man!

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Posted in Loving it May 9, 2012 at 8:22 pm by Herr Falco

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  3. Herr Falco Jun 18th 2012
    Herr Falco

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