Monthly Archives: December 2012

FIN

If you are here because the Mayan apocalypse did not happen as reality TV and the conspiracy web sites told us it would, let this be known.  I am making no apologies for anything I may have said in the … Continue reading

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Day 1 The Airing of Grievances with a feat of…

So here it is, my last day on earth and I have been awake all day trying to make just the right flavor of Kool-Aid.  Not to mix with poison, jerk store!  Some a-hole left a bottle of cranberry vodka … Continue reading

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Day 2 El President-e of the basement bunker

While adding to the liquor content of my bug-out bag I decide that it was stupid to leave everything that I had here.  I can’t fit all the crap I need into the 5 garbage bags I have left so, … Continue reading

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High? Or other possible reasons for being a complete F*cktard

Ok, Friends, let me get the requisite festival greetings out of the way.  Happy Holidays!  Peace and good will toward everyone!  Well, almost everyone.  Happy Festivus is also approaching, and I feel I must air some grievances.   Don’t worry, it’s … Continue reading

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Day 3 Hold the Band wagon, I need on!

Last night while I was laying in bed wondering if I had packed enough liquor in my bug-out bag, I had the disturbing thought “What if 12-21-12 is not the right day?”, could the Mayans have gotten it wrong?  This … Continue reading

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Day 4 Prepping for the future

After my last post, I realized things are not all that bad.  I mean, we are all still going to die in 5 days, but it could be worse.  Yesterday, while drinking alone, I watched a crap-ton (official measurement) of … Continue reading

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Day 5 Tears in my beer

I’m not sure if it’s the fact that I rolled in this morning at 4am or the hangover speaking, but my anger drinking, last night, turned out to be a real bummer.  At some point, I went from mad to … Continue reading

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Day 6 You know what, Mayans, FU!

Ok, so I know this “End of the world” thing is going to happen but come on, Mayans! Did you have to plan this during the pre-prime of my life?  I mean really, now, I will never see a mime … Continue reading

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Day 7 Bro, bro, let me tell ya, I’m Sorry

I want to be sorry for the coming end but I can’t be.  The Mayans predicted this day long before I came around so, instead I want to apologize for some of my actions.  First off, I want to apologize … Continue reading

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Day 8 Wont stop Believing!

Well, today reality hit home.  I ran out of coffee grounds for a full pot of coffee at work, forcing me to make a ½ pot.  This unfulfilling pot of coffee made me realize that, despite what NASA says, the … Continue reading

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