Ok peeps, Every now and then your Herr Falco needs to write a hate mail to some big corporate conglomerate. Usually these letters are written in a Lawyer-ed manor that lays out my “F U, now make it right.” This hate mail was different, which is why I had to share it. If you have [...]
There is one food group that I, Herr Falco love more than anything else; Sandwiches. While in London I took a side trip to visit the Earl of Sandwich statue to pay tribute to this great inventor (That’s love Bitches). With better living through chemistry anything can now be made into a sandwich, even soup. [...]
As fashion trends come and go, we all have items that are no longer acceptable to have in public. We hold onto these fashions hoping that one day they will be back in style. I myself have quite a few Fashion, oh no he didn’t, in my changing room. One item I cannot let go [...]
In this day and age of 24hr media and ever escalating political rhetoric, labels are being thrown around with sheer abandon. We have no clear understanding of what a defining term means anymore and I for one am finally fed up. I can no longer sit (notice I’m not standing) by and not know what [...]
A recent event has just passed and I could not be more mad about it. The foretold rapture that was so ballyhooed and held up in front of me as a device to judge my Christ-ness, became a non-event faster than I can get a hallelujah, by saying ‘Can I get a Hallelujah’! Not being [...]
Looking back at my formative years, I realized that I had a very fulfilling life. I was provided with almost everything that a young boy could need. That is, except for one small yum-yum-in-my-tum-tum item. Name Brand CEREAL! For whatever reason we always ended up with a far less fun box of Capn Munch (Crap [...]
My Job is boring! I haven’t thought about what I am going to do each day in probably the last 4 years. Because of this, I often have wandering thoughts, thoughts that I like to call dreams. These dreams vary from solving world peace to how I would survive the coming zombie apocalypse. Often I’m [...]
In our age of look at me, I have a cause! I have noticed that there is currently a full frontal (I typed Full Frontal) assault on our calendar. Everyone is trying to stake a claim to a day and make it their own. While celebrating Fat Tuesday it was brought to my attention that [...]
While the last few weeks have been crazy with prepping our rally car for ice racing and what not, I found time to write a story. This was not a story for my peeps here at Snarkward but for a contest to win a sweet game and some dice. That’s right I stepped away to [...]
Do you love stylish sexy jeans? Do you love soft comfy pajama bottoms? Do all of your stirrup pants look decades old? Do you want to look like you don’t own 12 cats and live alone? Do you want to look like you are actively involved in life while putting little-to-no effort into it? Well, [...]