My Job is boring! I haven’t thought about what I am going to do each day in probably the last 4 years. Because of this, I often have wandering thoughts, thoughts that I like to call dreams. These dreams vary from solving world peace to how I would survive the coming zombie apocalypse. Often I’m [...]
In our age of look at me, I have a cause! I have noticed that there is currently a full frontal (I typed Full Frontal) assault on our calendar. Everyone is trying to stake a claim to a day and make it their own. While celebrating Fat Tuesday it was brought to my attention that [...]
While the last few weeks have been crazy with prepping our rally car for ice racing and what not, I found time to write a story. This was not a story for my peeps here at Snarkward but for a contest to win a sweet game and some dice. That’s right I stepped away to [...]
Do you love stylish sexy jeans? Do you love soft comfy pajama bottoms? Do all of your stirrup pants look decades old? Do you want to look like you don’t own 12 cats and live alone? Do you want to look like you are actively involved in life while putting little-to-no effort into it? Well, [...]
Well it has finally arrived, that magical day of the year where you and you and you all run to the store and fight over discounted gifts that you will buy in excess to win your families’ love back. Every year, I choose not to participate in this new pagan ritual and stay home. I [...]
Finally, the time has arrived for me to make my mark on the music scene. That’s right peeps; I am going to put together my Boy Band! I have been working on this for years. So long, in fact, that I missed the last wave of side dancing, vocal harmonizing boy band mania. I can [...]
Recently a friend of mine went through a breakup of not-so-epic proportions with her crazy boyfriend. This would have been of little note to you if it had not brought forth a memory of a once awesome pastime for me, the making of a Mix Tape. For those of you in my generation, you know [...]
Well It has finally happened, the final salvo has once again flown across the bow of my good times ship and ruined everything I love about going to the movies. With the announcement that James Cameron was going to remake the Titanic in 3D, I knew in that moment that Hollywood has once again gone [...]
I was under the impression a few years ago that the genre of college rock was officially dead with the passing of Hootie sans his Blowfish into the white trash world of country music. I, however, could not have been more wrong. The other day while working out (another story) I was watching MTV. Not [...]
A few days ago a friend of mine came to me at work with a little nugget of joy. I love it when people bring me things, especially when they are inappropriate in any setting. Let me tell you this gift was AWESOME! It could not have been more full of dirty words, life lessons [...]