The following are excerpts from a real text conversation that involved a fellow co-worker and myself. (typed exactly letter for letter) Me: R u working? Her: no bereavement day for me Me: Was I supposed to go in early?? Pls say no. Her: haha i dnt knw i called ystrday and told dem i was [...]
I love Christmas music for the most part. There are some songs I could definitely do without like anything Burl Ives and the Drummer Boy Song and its endless verses. But nothing is more irritating than listening and singing along to my favorite Christmas music while shopping or grocery shopping. I can’t enjoy a song [...]
Listen, don’t chastise me for eating a two-bite brownie for breakfast after you gorged on an oversized double chocolate chip muffin. Seriously, is there a difference between donuts, cookies, cake, muffins, pancakes, danishes, tarts, brownies, or belgian waffles WITH whip cream? Answer: absolutely not. At least I had a glass of lowfat milk. Facebook
Last night, one of the nurses was expressing her dislike for a high maintenance patient. I’m sure you could come up with some clever names for people like that…and we have. However, in the midst of her quibble, I found myself singing, “Heal the world–make it a better place…” Another co-worker joined in…”for you and [...]
I’ve sat here for five minutes trying to think of how I’m going to write this post. Considering I’m about to talk about your lovely Tita B, I don’t really care so I’m just going to start. You think you know Tita B, you have no idea. Fun fact: Tita B and I are sisters. [...]