Sassy was recently had the joy and privilege of being around a large group of people. Below is a list of things I REJECT from said group of people: 1. Handle-bar mustaches. This is not 1840. 2. Parents asking their screaming kids, “Is that what you want??” They are screaming kids in public. They no [...]
We’re all familiar with the cubicle farms common to many office environments. Even if you don’t have the joy of sitting in one of these fabulous work spaces, I’m sure you’ve seen them depicted on-screen in fine cinematic classics such as “Office Space.” According to the Wikipedia entry for cubicle, “A cubicle’s purpose is to [...]
If you see a bear with its cubs, you just die. Facebook
I don’t do so well with Africa, with all those wild animals and war. Facebook
Watching my weight is hard when food is so delicious. Facebook
They were fighting over beans. That’s how it always starts. Facebook
I used to work in customer service. First as a hostess/waitress, then in a phone center complaint department. I get it. The job sucks. It made me the bitter, cynical person I am today. But I always tried not to let my bitter and cynical disposition impact my interactions with customers. I saved [...]
The gift of gab. Some got it… I don’t. I’m not talking about making conversation with people I know. No issues there. What I despise, loathe, hate is small talk. Why do so people many feel obligated to participate in this mindless chatter? I just don’t see the need to talk for talking’s sake. I [...]
Hi boys and girls, The parking lot. Ugh, it’s an asphalt sea of frustration. But everywhere we drive, we too must park our car. Here are a few tips for parking your car: -This is my parking space and that is your parking space. If you need to invade my parking space, [...]
I recently hosted a jewelry party. Wine, delicious treats and fashionable jewelry. Happy times, right? Sure thing… except when it came to the guest list. Of course I planned to invite all my closest peeps. The issue arose when inviting my closest peeps at work. How do you hand out invitations to some [...]