WTF is going on here, people? The caliber of candidates walking into my interviewing room is on a steady decline. I’ve been noticing it for a while now, and I’ve tried to ignore the simple fact that some people are stupid. There are literally dozens upon bakers’ dozens of websites outlining the basic dos and [...]
So I got another acupuncture treatment today. It’s really the best nap I’ve had in… well, since my last appointment. I’m trying to stave off round two of this cold, you see, and after spending 2 1/2 weeks down and out last time, I’ll do anything to not relapse. So The Cold 2: Electric Boogaloo [...]
It’s been a while, Friends. I’ve missed you all so much! But I’m back and let’s get right to it, shall we? Don’t feel too bad, though, cuz it’s not personal. Apparently, I’ve been a bad friend to not only to my Snark pals, but in other areas of my life. So I recently returned [...]
Dear Mystery Woman who keeps clogging the toilet at work: There’s nothing more irritating than being at work, walking into the restroom and discovering a piping hot bowl of turd! NOTHING! You feel me? Cuz I can definitely smell you. I know that we all have digestive issues from time to time. And I’m sympathetic [...]
I love it when I find someone as self-deprecating as myself. Kindred spirits, I say. ‘Cause if I can’t find the humor in my own antics, then no one else will either. Case in point, Ms. Pretty McCurlydo. She’s lovely. She makes me laugh so hard I cry and/or need to pee. And I’m not [...]
So get this. It’s been so chilly lately and I’ve been loving it! I love Fall weather in all it’s color-changing, leaf-dropping splendor. I love wearing jackets and sweaters and most importantly, my khaki corduroys. I love cords; with their velvety ribs and musicality. It’s the only time I don’t mind if my thighs rub [...]
So I went camping this past weekend with my fellow Snarkies. An unofficial Snarward meeting, if you will. There was food, fun and canoeing madness. I made my traditional adobo & rice. You heard that right. I can cook that shit over a fire! Herr Falco’s got killer canoeing skills. I have a small fear [...]
So I had this idea to turn Little House into a drinking game with my besties Sassy Sassmouth and Fraulein Furioso. But I got so caught up in the drinking part, hours before they arrived, that I forgot all about any game. Just played the one in my mind, it was between me and the [...]
So my mother-in-law, or “The BOJ,” as I like to think of her, has been taking inventory of all her possessions and designating who gets what. Believe me when I say that their house could give “maximizing your wall space lessons” to one of those kitschy restaurants that have random shit on the walls, from [...]
So we went to go see Letters to Juliet. Sassy and I. ‘Cause as we all know by now, we love chick movies. However, our last few excursions have been disappointing. But we were excited to see a movie that was more romance and less comedy, and how bad could it be when it’s set [...]