So we went to go see Letters to Juliet. Sassy and I. ‘Cause as we all know by now, we love chick movies. However, our last few excursions have been disappointing. But we were excited to see a movie that was more romance and less comedy, and how bad could it be when it’s set [...]
Some of the Snarkies went to see Clash of the Titans. Some went for the action. Some went to compare this remake with the original. And some went to see hot guys in little skirts. Herr Falco, Fraulein Furioso, Tita Betchausen and new contributor Highbeam. (Her name refers to the size of her eyes, not [...]
As you all know, Sassy & I are self-proclaimed chick flick connoisseurs. We are not ashamed to admit that formulaic, unrealistic romances spark girlish fantasies in us, that are a little inappropriate for two married women. It makes us smile to see a burgeoning romance on screen, reminding us of our own happy ending. And [...]
Dear Illiterate Solicitor: Please excuse my use of the word illiterate. I merely assume that you cannot read, as you seem to have ignored completely the “no soliciting” sign firmly affixed to my front door. I do realize that if you are, in fact, illiterate, this open letter will pass by you like a fart [...]
It’s intervention time again, here on Snarkward Mountain. That magical time where we share goodness in snark and bring awakening to those in need. John-boy is on his way to town, and agreed to drop off this letter for me. Dear Awkward Groupie, You seemed like a normal college kid, at first, walking into the [...]
So I woke up Easter morning with a raging migraine. The fact that it was all bright and sunny out didn’t help considering I’m sensitive to light and heat. Migraines, when left to their own devices, tend to manifest into a more enjoyable feeling of nausea. And who doesn’t love to throw up? It’s cleansing, [...]
SPOILER ALERT! Sassy & Tita’s penchant for cheesy chick flicks has led them to a recent showing of “Remember Me” featuring a vamp-free Robert Pattinson. The following conversation contains spoilers. If you don’t care, because you’re not going to watch this movie anyway, then please continue reading. If you do care, turn back now. Don’t [...]
Just another ridiculous conversation with the Hubs. This one involving my newborn nephew and my proclivity for nightmares. Me: What do you think it means that I had a bad dream about the baby? Him: I don’t know. What was it about? Me: Me & the baby. Me holding the baby. And the baby purposely [...]
My brother & his wife just had a baby boy. My bro’s wife is Caucasian, so the baby is mixed. Along comes my wonderful Auntie B with words of pure gold. Gems, which I could not make up, to save my life. To my bro: “Your baby is so white! Check his scrotum. That’s how [...]
Hey, kids. I can’t believe I forgot to tell you this hilariously embarrassing story! Fraulein thinks it’s funny and that you’d think so too. I trust her, ‘cuz she’s my snark guru and also, she’d probably try to kick my ass if I contradict her. I said TRY. Please. I know the girl’s got some [...]