Category Archives: Bitches, Rants and Rages

Gear Vendors Fail

Public Relations Gear Vendors I would like to “thank you” for making this letter/ blog post/ forum fodder so easy to write.  It takes a deep employee-commitment-to-a-belief-in-product-superiority-and-poor-customer-service to get me so riled up, that I would vent my dissatisfaction with … Continue reading

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Melt Your God Damn Cheese the “Reply”

If you read my last post, you know that I sent my demands off to my favorite Fast Food restaurants.  I thought that no one would reply.  After all, I did tend to come off as a mad hatter in … Continue reading

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Melt your God Damn CHEESE!

I feel I can consider myself lucky, during my life, the Fast Food industry has only let me down a handful of times.  For some of you, my problems are “First World” & have stopped reading by now.  For the … Continue reading

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High? Or other possible reasons for being a complete F*cktard

Ok, Friends, let me get the requisite festival greetings out of the way.  Happy Holidays!  Peace and good will toward everyone!  Well, almost everyone.  Happy Festivus is also approaching, and I feel I must air some grievances.   Don’t worry, it’s … Continue reading

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No Lollypop for you. Bad, Porn Star, Bad!

Ever since I was 8yrs old and I experienced my first food sweats, I have been addicted to food.  At first, I was polyamorous with my meals, having dessert first, then breakfast, back to dessert and finally finishing my lusty … Continue reading

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Facebook, Why you no know me?

Somehow, I have been spared all the creepy stalker adds that FaceBook sends everyone.  This does not mean that I do not get any ads at all, believe me.  I get ads.  The ads I receive just have nothing to … Continue reading

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Auntie B vs. iPhone

This so just happened.  Auntie B has yet to master the iPhone or voicemails. Me:  Hello? Auntie B:  Where have you been? Me:  What do you mean? Auntie B:  I’ve been calling you for two days! Me:  I didn’t get … Continue reading

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Protest!

That is it; I am DONE!  I just received a re-tweet of a tweet, asking me to re-tweet their tweet to show support for someone who was “Wrongly Killed”.  WTF, people, what is this going to do? The person is … Continue reading

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Hate Mail! an open letter to the Free Beer & Hot Wings show

Ok peeps, Every now and then your Herr Falco needs to write a hate mail to some big corporate conglomerate. Usually these letters are written in a Lawyer-ed manor that lays out my “F U, now make it right.”  This … Continue reading

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I’m Tired of the Sad Sack Parade

WTF is going on here, people?  The caliber of candidates walking into my interviewing room is on a steady decline.  I’ve been noticing it for a while now, and I’ve tried to ignore the simple fact that some people are … Continue reading

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