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The Last Harlem Shake

Ok people, we all know the Harlem Shake is as over played as Psy.  So, I made the Last Harlem Shake dance video that you will ever need to watch! You can thank me later. Now tell all your friends and spread the link (I’m not joking). The Last Harlem Shake Stella your Queen Facebook

Posted April 28, 2013 ago at 7:31 pm by Stella Queen Dog.

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Photo Bomb goes Boom!

The other day my Boy Toy came over for a visit. Just before our shared nap time, my man’s mom decided to take a photo of him. I took this opportunity to Photo Bomb him. As I knew I would, I dropped the perfect bomb.  So, you can feed your crack-like desires for cute animals [...]

Posted February 25, 2013 ago at 9:04 pm by Stella Queen Dog.

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And now, for your religious colonic…

Bend over and spread ‘em!  It’s that time of year, Lentenites.  The post-Mardi Gras, gluttony-recovery zone, where some are forced to sacrifice a bit of earthly happiness in exchange for not being eternally damned.  Most of you, however, have already sent in mortgage payments on a brimstone condo.  So, I think your forty-day cleanse of [...]

Posted February 13, 2013 ago at 9:18 pm by Tita Betchausen.

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The Resolution

Happy New Year to you and some of those around you, I just survived the first day of the new year or as I like to call it “Resolution, I didn’t agree to that”.  I dread and love this day all at the same time. Every year, I wait to make my resolution ‘til this [...]

Posted January 2, 2013 ago at 9:13 pm by Herr Falco.

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The Queen’s Memes

Our dog contributor (Stella Queen Dog) has decided to star in a series of memes.  To help expand her reign, Queen Stella has directed us to share her meme series here.  She has also told us to tell you that,  she knows you can’t resist her cuteness and will copy and paste the shit out [...]

Posted December 4, 2012 ago at 7:36 pm by Snarkward.

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I’m a…

Hey people, if you have been hooked into the media world lately you have seen the latest Dr. Pepper ad featuring their “I’m a …” t-shirts.  Because of the popularity of this ad, we have been given a gift; a gift that will just keep on giving in more ways than one.  You too can [...]

Posted May 9, 2012 ago at 8:22 pm by Herr Falco.

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Your Daily Bread

There is one food group that I, Herr Falco love more than anything else; Sandwiches.  While in London I took a side trip to visit the Earl of Sandwich statue to pay tribute to this great inventor (That’s love Bitches). With better living through chemistry anything can now be made into a sandwich, even soup.  [...]

Posted December 15, 2011 ago at 8:29 pm by Herr Falco.

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Ode to fashion: The Fanny pack days.

As fashion trends come and go, we all have items that are no longer acceptable to have in public.  We hold onto these fashions hoping that one day they will be back in style.  I myself have quite a few Fashion, oh no he didn’t, in my changing room.  One item I cannot let go [...]

Posted November 21, 2011 ago at 9:36 pm by Herr Falco.

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You’re still here too?

A recent event has just passed and I could not be more mad about it. The foretold rapture that was so ballyhooed and held up in front of me as a device to judge my Christ-ness, became a non-event faster than I can get a hallelujah, by saying ‘Can I get a Hallelujah’!  Not being [...]

Posted May 23, 2011 ago at 8:24 pm by Herr Falco.

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The Golden Panda

While the last few weeks have been crazy with prepping our rally car for ice racing and what not, I found time to write a story.  This was not a story for my peeps here at Snarkward but for a contest to win a sweet game and some dice. That’s right I stepped away to [...]

Posted February 16, 2011 ago at 8:54 pm by Herr Falco.

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