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Potluck

I am not sure why but whenever there is an event that is deemed potluck worthy, I, Herr Falco am the go-to announcement guy in the office.  To date I have only written one of these little postings that could … Continue reading

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Then I cried in the shower

In our age of look at me, I have a cause!  I have noticed that there is currently a full frontal (I typed Full Frontal) assault on our calendar.  Everyone is trying to stake a claim to a day and … Continue reading

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The Arms Race – Men’s Room Edition

I’d like to talk about a little competition that’s getting out of “hand” in the Men’s Room. Continue reading

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The Toast That Binds

We’re all very different people, perhaps me more so than all of you. But the one thing in this universe that binds us together, that forges the very links in this chain of humanity – toast. Be it wheat, rye, … Continue reading

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Excerpts of Christmas Music

I love Christmas music for the most part.  There are some songs I could definitely do without like anything Burl Ives and the Drummer Boy Song and its endless verses.  But nothing is more irritating than listening and singing along … Continue reading

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Songs of Guilt

Last night, one of the nurses was expressing her dislike for a high maintenance patient. I’m sure you could come up with some clever names for people like that…and we have. However, in the midst of her quibble, I found … Continue reading

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When news isn’t news…

What a sad state of affairs when one of the day’s biggest news stories is that Bachelor Jake Pavelka broke up with faux fiancee Vienna Girardi. Is anyone ACTUALLY surprised by this? Why do they care? I just died a … Continue reading

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Have U Heard This One? All Asians Look Alike.

So my mother-in-law, or “The BOJ,” as I like to think of her, has been taking inventory of all her possessions and designating who gets what.  Believe me when I say that their house could give “maximizing your wall space … Continue reading

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Evil Babies Invade!

Just another ridiculous conversation with the Hubs. This one involving my newborn nephew and my proclivity for nightmares. Me:  What do you think it means that I had a bad dream about the baby? Him:  I don’t know.  What was … Continue reading

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