Category Archives: True Snarkward Story

A Whole New World!

Heyyyy Readers Hayyyyyyyyy, Well it has been a while since I last posted. That’s because Snarkward was being readied for one of the changes that I talked about in my Updates post. The writers here at Snarkward wanted to try … Continue reading

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Merry late Christmas Story (Or the Baby Jesusmus edition)

Every year crazy Auntie B invites me to her mega church to watch their Christmas story, and of course, every year I oblige her. I have often thought that Auntie B believes that if I go, the play will be … Continue reading

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December FREAK!

The Day: December 6th 2013 The time: 4:30pm EST Location: Suburbia, mid-west USA As we look down from our lurker vantage point we see a young, full-of-vigor and handsome Herr Falco feverously working in his yard, preparing it for the … Continue reading

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Updates

So, it has been a while since we last posted on here. I hope it gave you time to go through our archives and read some of our older (maybe funnier) posts. Now that winter has set in and a … Continue reading

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Mission (mostly) imPossible

Mission (mostly) imPossible Play the theme music… Handed to me on a bar napkin …”Falco, should you chose to accept it, your mission is to get a post on Craig’s List- Best Of. You cannot employ direct request from social … Continue reading

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MERICA!

The other day I had another great adventure.  What’s important about this is the MEME that came out of it. MERICA! Herr Falco Facebook

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Drunk Action Team Unite!

As I get older (close to 40), I find myself living out potential scenes from Old School 2 (Ben Gay on the Street). Recently some friends and I combined our nerd powers and formed a new league; the Drunk Action … Continue reading

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Hipster Pac

I was going to write this week about my new mustache- Sir Georg El Mustachio but breaking news has just come through that I now need to write about.  The owners of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (PBR), in conjunction with … Continue reading

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Pop Goes The Cherry

So I experienced my first car accident this week.  Not really the first time I’ve been in one, just the first one where I was driving.  It was a slow-moving collision between my 4,000 lb car and the cable barrier … Continue reading

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Age is just a number

So I was talking to my sister over the holidays.  And our conversation went a little like this. Her:  We finally got our Christmas tree up. Me:  Oh, good.  Ours went up Thanksgiving weekend. Her:  What theme is yours? Me:  … Continue reading

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