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		<title>Gear Vendors Fail</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/05/13/gear-vendors-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 01:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitches, Rants and Rages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BBB]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Better Business Bureau]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Can't use the internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[customer service]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gear Vendors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good Day Sir!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm better then you]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Toaster oven]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Volvo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Public Relations Gear Vendors I would like to “thank you” for making this letter/ blog post/ forum fodder so easy to write.  It takes a deep employee-commitment-to-a-belief-in-product-superiority-and-poor-customer-service to get me so riled up, that I would vent my dissatisfaction with you in so many public ways.  So that you understand why I am so mad, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Last Harlem Shake</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/04/28/the-last-harlem-shake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stella Queen Dog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Loving it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harlem Shake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[last]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Psy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ok people, we all know the Harlem Shake is as over played as Psy.  So, I made the Last Harlem Shake dance video that you will ever need to watch! You can thank me later. Now tell all your friends and spread the link (I’m not joking). The Last Harlem Shake Stella your Queen Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Hipster Pac</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/03/26/hipster-pac/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/03/26/hipster-pac/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 01:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Snarkward Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Almond Milk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baby Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chai latte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food Co-op]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hell's kitchen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hipster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hostess]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Necco Wafer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pabst Blue Ribbion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PBR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pocket]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pocket watch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prayers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[t-rex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twinkies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Urban Outfitters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vegan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wet dream]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1586</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was going to write this week about my new mustache- Sir Georg El Mustachio but breaking news has just come through that I now need to write about.  The owners of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (PBR), in conjunction with someone else, have purchased Hostess, more importantly Twinkies!  This is the answer to all my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Photo Bomb goes Boom!</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/02/25/photo-bomb-goes-boom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/02/25/photo-bomb-goes-boom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 02:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stella Queen Dog</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Loving it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boy Toy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Beiber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Memes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nap time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photo Bomb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Queen Dog]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1553</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The other day my Boy Toy came over for a visit. Just before our shared nap time, my man&#8217;s mom decided to take a photo of him. I took this opportunity to Photo Bomb him. As I knew I would, I dropped the perfect bomb.  So, you can feed your crack-like desires for cute animals [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pop Goes The Cherry</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/02/21/pop-goes-the-cherry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/02/21/pop-goes-the-cherry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tita Betchausen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Snarkward Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[collision]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death watch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[science]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1565</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I experienced my first car accident this week.  Not really the first time I’ve been in one, just the first one where I was driving.  It was a slow-moving collision between my 4,000 lb car and the cable barrier that divides the highway median via Winter’s ice.  Which reminds me…Hey, Michigan.  I love you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And now, for your religious colonic&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/02/13/and-now-for-your-religious-colonic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/02/13/and-now-for-your-religious-colonic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 02:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tita Betchausen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Loving it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Catholic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[judging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mardi Gras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meth mouth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pope]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1558</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bend over and spread &#8216;em!  It’s that time of year, Lentenites.  The post-Mardi Gras, gluttony-recovery zone, where some are forced to sacrifice a bit of earthly happiness in exchange for not being eternally damned.  Most of you, however, have already sent in mortgage payments on a brimstone condo.  So, I think your forty-day cleanse of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Age is just a number</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/02/04/age-is-just-a-number/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/02/04/age-is-just-a-number/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tita Betchausen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Snarkward Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas Tree]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clowns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dolls are evil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harry Potter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hippos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hogwarts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monkeys]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1549</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I was talking to my sister over the holidays.  And our conversation went a little like this. Her:  We finally got our Christmas tree up. Me:  Oh, good.  Ours went up Thanksgiving weekend. Her:  What theme is yours? Me:  Mmm, Christmas themed… Her:  Oh, we have a Harry Potter tree. Me:  With a cloak [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Contributing Writers</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/02/04/contributing-writers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/02/04/contributing-writers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkward</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[About Us]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[To everything there is a season&#8230; er, something less 60&#8242;s folksong-y.  The point is, it&#8217;s a revolving door of snarkiness.  Sometimes, other people have stuff to bitch about too.  And for some reason, they want to do it here.  So, here they are: Fraulein Furiouso Sassy Sassmouth Mr. G. Duder Snark Madame Bodichek Highbeam Evil [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/01/28/happy-birthday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/01/28/happy-birthday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 02:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Snarkward Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Claw hand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fat Torso]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Garden Gnome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pins and needle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombie attack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zombie hand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1539</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every year like clockwork I take another step closer to wearing diapers and eating baby food again.  My body knows this and never misses its yearly reminder about how old I actually am.  This morning was no exception.  During what I like to call the “This Shit better be good hour”, I rolled over onto [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All Bow Down</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/01/15/all-bow-down/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2013/01/15/all-bow-down/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkward</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[About Us]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[@StellaQueenDog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Better than you]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FU Birds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Queen]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1534</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We are proud to announce a new addition to our contributing staff.  Everyone please welcome Stella Queen Dog.  She is all about building her brand and having others maintain her lifestyle.  Stella’s response to this. Facebook]]></description>
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