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		<title>I&#8217;m a&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2012/05/09/im-a/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 01:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dr. Pepper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm a]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Middle Finger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pepper]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey people, if you have been hooked into the media world lately you have seen the latest Dr. Pepper ad featuring their “I’m a …” t-shirts.  Because of the popularity of this ad, we have been given a gift; a gift that will just keep on giving in more ways than one.  You too can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Greyhound, Boob&#8217;s for a Pillow</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2012/04/05/greyhound-boobs-for-a-pillow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 02:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crazy eyes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greyhound Bus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hippie]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pillow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rumspringa]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1400</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey kids, you may not have known this about your Herr Falco but I am a world traveler.  I have been to Europe and Asia twice and around the U.S. numerous times.  Each and every trip has been a wade through the crazy pool for me, always giving me a story to tell when I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Auntie B vs. iPhone</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2012/04/03/1395/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 01:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tita Betchausen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitches, Rants and Rages]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This so just happened.  Auntie B has yet to master the iPhone or voicemails. Me:  Hello? Auntie B:  Where have you been? Me:  What do you mean? Auntie B:  I&#8217;ve been calling you for two days! Me:  I didn&#8217;t get any messages. Auntie B:  Well, I&#8217;ve been trying to get a hold of you! Me:  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Protest!</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2012/03/22/protest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 02:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitches, Rants and Rages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Protest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snookie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Social Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Va-Jay-Jay]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That is it; I am DONE!  I just received a re-tweet of a tweet, asking me to re-tweet their tweet to show support for someone who was “Wrongly Killed”.  WTF, people, what is this going to do? The person is dead and I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t pass on tweets.  This was the last straw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You won&#8217;t regret that in 5 years</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2012/02/28/you-wont-regret-that-in-5-years/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2012/02/28/you-wont-regret-that-in-5-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Snarkward Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bob Ross]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grinch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Old Republic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skyrim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whoville]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World of Warcraft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WoW]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My brothers never cease to amaze me; the choices that they make are a never ending hash tag of WTF.  Before I go into this story, let me go all Bob Ross on this and paint you the picture.  I am the first born of three boys.  Why my parents thought they could improve on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hate Mail! an open letter to the Free Beer &amp; Hot Wings show</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2012/02/07/hate-mail-an-open-letter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2012/02/07/hate-mail-an-open-letter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gaddafi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harpy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Producer Joe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Radio Pup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Time Share]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ugly]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok peeps, Every now and then your Herr Falco needs to write a hate mail to some big corporate conglomerate. Usually these letters are written in a Lawyer-ed manor that lays out my “F U, now make it right.”  This hate mail was different, which is why I had to share it.  If you have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Daily Bread</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/12/15/your-daily-bread/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/12/15/your-daily-bread/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 01:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Loving it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angry Bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheesy Bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Earl of Sandwich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Merry Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peanut Butter cup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reese's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sandwich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thick-It]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There is one food group that I, Herr Falco love more than anything else; Sandwiches.  While in London I took a side trip to visit the Earl of Sandwich statue to pay tribute to this great inventor (That’s love Bitches). With better living through chemistry anything can now be made into a sandwich, even soup.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to fashion: The Fanny pack days.</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/11/21/ode-to-fashion-the-fanny-pack-days/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/11/21/ode-to-fashion-the-fanny-pack-days/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 02:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Loving it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ass Tote]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Butt purse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Canada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cannondale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Taylors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Euro Trash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fanny pack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fashion crimes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hard Candy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spuds Mackenzie]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1364</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As fashion trends come and go, we all have items that are no longer acceptable to have in public.  We hold onto these fashions hoping that one day they will be back in style.  I myself have quite a few Fashion, oh no he didn’t, in my changing room.  One item I cannot let go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Tired of the Sad Sack Parade</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/10/17/im-tired-of-the-sad-sack-parade/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/10/17/im-tired-of-the-sad-sack-parade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 01:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tita Betchausen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitches, Rants and Rages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Snarkward Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dirt bikes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jeggings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sad sack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sleepy smurf]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1367</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WTF is going on here, people?  The caliber of candidates walking into my interviewing room is on a steady decline.  I’ve been noticing it for a while now, and I’ve tried to ignore the simple fact that some people are stupid.  There are literally dozens upon bakers’ dozens of websites outlining the basic dos and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your new pigeon hole</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/09/12/your-new-pigeon-hole/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/09/12/your-new-pigeon-hole/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 01:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitches, Rants and Rages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Athletic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cougar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elitist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Freak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homophobe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nextel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sickly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terrorist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Under Employed]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1359</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this day and age of 24hr media and ever escalating political rhetoric, labels are being thrown around with sheer abandon.  We have no clear understanding of what a defining term means anymore and I for one am finally fed up.  I can no longer sit (notice I’m not standing) by and not know what [...]]]></description>
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