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		<title>Hate Mail! an open letter to the Free Beer &amp; Hot Wings show</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2012/02/07/hate-mail-an-open-letter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2012/02/07/hate-mail-an-open-letter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitches, Rants and Rages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Free Beer and Hot Wings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaddafi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harpy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Producer Joe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Radio Pup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Time Share]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ugly]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok peeps, Every now and then your Herr Falco needs to write a hate mail to some big corporate conglomerate. Usually these letters are written in a Lawyer-ed manor that lays out my “F U, now make it right.”  This hate mail was different, which is why I had to share it.  If you have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Daily Bread</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/12/15/your-daily-bread/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 01:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Loving it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angry Bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheesy Bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Earl of Sandwich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Merry Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peanut Butter cup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reese's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sandwich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thick-It]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is one food group that I, Herr Falco love more than anything else; Sandwiches.  While in London I took a side trip to visit the Earl of Sandwich statue to pay tribute to this great inventor (That’s love Bitches). With better living through chemistry anything can now be made into a sandwich, even soup.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to fashion: The Fanny pack days.</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/11/21/ode-to-fashion-the-fanny-pack-days/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/11/21/ode-to-fashion-the-fanny-pack-days/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 02:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Loving it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ass Tote]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Butt purse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Canada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cannondale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Taylors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Euro Trash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fanny pack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fashion crimes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hard Candy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spuds Mackenzie]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1364</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As fashion trends come and go, we all have items that are no longer acceptable to have in public.  We hold onto these fashions hoping that one day they will be back in style.  I myself have quite a few Fashion, oh no he didn’t, in my changing room.  One item I cannot let go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Tired of the Sad Sack Parade</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/10/17/im-tired-of-the-sad-sack-parade/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/10/17/im-tired-of-the-sad-sack-parade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 01:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tita Betchausen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitches, Rants and Rages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Snarkward Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dirt bikes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jeggings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sad sack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sleepy smurf]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1367</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WTF is going on here, people?  The caliber of candidates walking into my interviewing room is on a steady decline.  I’ve been noticing it for a while now, and I’ve tried to ignore the simple fact that some people are stupid.  There are literally dozens upon bakers’ dozens of websites outlining the basic dos and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your new pigeon hole</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/09/12/your-new-pigeon-hole/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/09/12/your-new-pigeon-hole/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 01:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Athletic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cougar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elitist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Freak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homophobe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nextel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sickly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terrorist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Under Employed]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1359</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this day and age of 24hr media and ever escalating political rhetoric, labels are being thrown around with sheer abandon.  We have no clear understanding of what a defining term means anymore and I for one am finally fed up.  I can no longer sit (notice I’m not standing) by and not know what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Wrong Text Can Be Life Changing.</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/06/06/one-wrong-text-can-be-life-changing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/06/06/one-wrong-text-can-be-life-changing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 01:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Highbeam_</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitches, Rants and Rages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guest Authors]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1353</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The following are excerpts from a real text conversation that involved a fellow co-worker and myself. (typed exactly letter for letter) Me: R u working? Her: no bereavement day for me Me: Was I supposed to go in early?? Pls say no. Her: haha i dnt knw i called ystrday and told dem i was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re still here too?</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/05/23/youre-still-here-too/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/05/23/youre-still-here-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 01:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Loving it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heathen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kirk Cameron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Left behind]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[McDonalds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rapture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiki]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1347</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A recent event has just passed and I could not be more mad about it. The foretold rapture that was so ballyhooed and held up in front of me as a device to judge my Christ-ness, became a non-event faster than I can get a hallelujah, by saying ‘Can I get a Hallelujah’!  Not being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poverty Cereal</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/05/11/poverty-cereal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/05/11/poverty-cereal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 01:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Snarkward Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bran]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cap'n Munch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cereal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fruit Rings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kellogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Post]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poverty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Winning]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1341</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Looking back at my formative years, I realized that I had a very fulfilling life.  I was provided with almost everything that a young boy could need.  That is, except for one small yum-yum-in-my-tum-tum item. Name Brand CEREAL! For whatever reason we always ended up with a far less fun box of Capn Munch (Crap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Pass the Brain Scrubber</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/04/12/please-pass-the-brain-scrubber/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/04/12/please-pass-the-brain-scrubber/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 01:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tita Betchausen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Snarkward Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acupuncture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kung fu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nightmares]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TMI]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1335</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I got another acupuncture treatment today.  It’s really the best nap I’ve had in&#8230; well, since my last appointment.  I’m trying to stave off round two of this cold, you see, and after spending 2 1/2 weeks down and out last time, I’ll do anything to not relapse.  So The Cold 2: Electric Boogaloo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Have a Dream!</title>
		<link>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/04/12/i-have-a-dream/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkward.com/2011/04/12/i-have-a-dream/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 00:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Herr Falco</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[True Snarkward Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fergi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miley Cyrus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mind Grapes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sherlock holmes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombie apocalypse]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.snarkward.com/?p=1329</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My Job is boring! I haven’t thought about what I am going to do each day in probably the last 4 years.  Because of this, I often have wandering thoughts, thoughts that I like to call dreams.  These dreams vary from solving world peace to how I would survive the coming zombie apocalypse.  Often I’m [...]]]></description>
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