Snarkward

Moving in the direction of snark.

Then I cried in the shower

In our age of look at me, I have a cause!  I have noticed that there is currently a full frontal (I typed Full Frontal) assault on our calendar.  Everyone is trying to stake a claim to a day and make it their own.  While celebrating Fat Tuesday it was brought to my attention that [...]

Posted March 9, 2011 at 7:02 pm by Herr Falco

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The Golden Panda

While the last few weeks have been crazy with prepping our rally car for ice racing and what not, I found time to write a story.  This was not a story for my peeps here at Snarkward but for a contest to win a sweet game and some dice. That’s right I stepped away to [...]

Posted February 16, 2011 at 8:54 pm by Herr Falco

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Three Fives for a Poke & Show

It’s been a while, Friends.  I’ve missed you all so much!  But I’m back and let’s get right to it, shall we?  Don’t feel too bad, though, cuz it’s not personal.  Apparently, I’ve been a bad friend to not only to my Snark pals, but in other areas of my life. So I recently returned [...]

Posted February 10, 2011 at 11:09 pm by Tita Betchausen

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Take This Job and Carefully Place it Somewhere

What Just Bill hates about working in the city

Posted January 12, 2011 at 7:28 pm by Just Bill

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“Just Bill Mailbag” – End of Year Edition

2010 is drawing to a close and you know what that means – right! Bloggers make silly Annual Comparison Posts! Huzzah! If I had an editor here(which obviously I don’t, have you seen the punctuation? Yech.), said editor would be cracking the whip on my bushy tail to put out a calendar-based post, demonstrating my [...]

Posted December 25, 2010 at 9:21 am by Just Bill

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Stirrup pants, Move the F over!

Do you love stylish sexy jeans? Do you love soft comfy pajama bottoms? Do all of your stirrup pants look decades old? Do you want to look like you don’t own 12 cats and live alone? Do you want to look like you are actively involved in life while putting little-to-no effort into it? Well, [...]

Posted December 23, 2010 at 9:08 pm by Herr Falco

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The Arms Race – Men’s Room Edition

I’d like to talk about a little competition that’s getting out of “hand” in the Men’s Room.

Posted December 20, 2010 at 5:16 pm by Just Bill

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Barnes and Ignoble

While perusing the local megabookstore, I was struck by something in the teen area—the sweet smell of vampires. What’s wrong with that, you may ask? I’ll tell you. Vampires don’t smell sweet, they’re effing undead. At best, they probably smell like the feed corn your dad kept in the basement after a couple of years [...]

Posted at 5:12 pm by Madame Bodichek

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The Toast That Binds

We’re all very different people, perhaps me more so than all of you. But the one thing in this universe that binds us together, that forges the very links in this chain of humanity – toast. Be it wheat, rye, pumpernickle or even the ubiquitous white, we all like toast. Something about taking fresh bread [...]

Posted at 5:06 pm by Just Bill

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Benpocalypse Now – Little Fockers Review

Welcome to another editition of “Just Film with Just Bill”, today we take a preview-review of “Little Fockers”, the third Gate of Hell.

Posted December 14, 2010 at 6:16 pm by Just Bill

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