Do you love stylish sexy jeans? Do you love soft comfy pajama bottoms? Do all of your stirrup pants look decades old? Do you want to look like you don’t own 12 cats and live alone? Do you want to look like you are actively involved in life while putting little-to-no effort into it? Well, [...]
I’d like to talk about a little competition that’s getting out of “hand” in the Men’s Room.
While perusing the local megabookstore, I was struck by something in the teen area—the sweet smell of vampires. What’s wrong with that, you may ask? I’ll tell you. Vampires don’t smell sweet, they’re effing undead. At best, they probably smell like the feed corn your dad kept in the basement after a couple of years [...]
We’re all very different people, perhaps me more so than all of you. But the one thing in this universe that binds us together, that forges the very links in this chain of humanity – toast. Be it wheat, rye, pumpernickle or even the ubiquitous white, we all like toast. Something about taking fresh bread [...]
Welcome to another editition of “Just Film with Just Bill”, today we take a preview-review of “Little Fockers”, the third Gate of Hell.
I’d like to divert your attention to a 25th Anniversary we should be celebrating. 25 years ago music celebrities decided that governments weren’t doing enough to help African Famine Relief and, “We Are the World” was born. We’ll leave off how they botched the implementation of the aid and focus on the musical compilations. (Ed. [...]
I love Christmas music for the most part. There are some songs I could definitely do without like anything Burl Ives and the Drummer Boy Song and its endless verses. But nothing is more irritating than listening and singing along to my favorite Christmas music while shopping or grocery shopping. I can’t enjoy a song [...]
Now those of you who know me, know I enjoy a good random digression. This page is pretty much my personal litter box, you’re just stepping gingerly through it. Some of you might also know I enjoy FB, because it allows my inner demons a way to digress randomly and faster to boot! I also [...]
I love live music, and I especially love finding a cool spot that I haven’t been to before. As I was enjoying my last foray into medium-density metal, a young fellow bought me a beverage. As is customary, I consented to let him hang out, as the kids say. Sadly, his game consisted of telling [...]
This thread is Why America Is the Greatest Country – The military? Um, no. Sure, they’re bad-ass and all, but anyplace some of my buddies made a successful career can’t be all that impressive. The economy? Even when it sucks balls, it’s still the admiration and envy of 90%+ of this big blue ball. It’s [...]