So my mother-in-law, or “The BOJ,” as I like to think of her, has been taking inventory of all her possessions and designating who gets what. Believe me when I say that their house could give “maximizing your wall space lessons” to one of those kitschy restaurants that have random shit on the walls, from [...]
Once again, I am forced to explain the rules. People, rules are for the safety, happiness and benefit of everyone. It is also for the lording over others. But that’s another matter. What is important to remember is that there are rules for a reason. I hope you know, Snarky Friends, that I heart each [...]
“Hey, Tita, what do you call this asian salad?” “Um, cole slaw.” Yeah, I get asked dumb questions like that all the time. Sometimes, though, they’re questions about my “mexican” heritage, of which I have none. (Some people are clueless. But it’s still better that being called Oriental.) Anyway, on our recent camping trip, I [...]