Snarkward

Moving in the direction of snark.

Here We Are Now, Entertain Us

OMG, you guys!  We pulled into Krispy Kreme’s parking lot tonight and saw a guy lying in the bushes.  J-girl screamed & pointed at him, yelled at Herr Falco to pull over and see if he’s dead.  Herr Falco, being a licensed funeral director among other things, goes “He’s not dead, I know that slump.  [...]

Posted November 14, 2009 at 2:28 am by Tita Betchausen

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Rules Maker, Heartbreaker: A Very Special Snarkward Episode

Once again, I am forced to explain the rules.  People, rules are for the safety, happiness and benefit of everyone.  It is also for the lording over others.  But that’s another matter.  What is important to remember is that there are rules for a reason.  I hope you know, Snarky Friends, that I heart each [...]

Posted October 30, 2009 at 12:35 am by Tita Betchausen

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A Sober Apology to the Chick Drummer

To the very cool Chick Drummer, Yeah, so first of all, I just wanna say that I think you kick some serious ass.  You are a badass!  I can’t help but be hypnotized by your percussiveness.  It’s awesome.  I just wanna take this opportunity to apologize for some unfortunate things which may have occurred at [...]

Posted September 27, 2009 at 12:06 pm by Tita Betchausen

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