Snarkward

Moving in the direction of snark.

Day 2 El President-e of the basement bunker

While adding to the liquor content of my bug-out bag I decide that it was stupid to leave everything that I had here.  I can’t fit all the crap I need into the 5 garbage bags I have left so, I will make my own utopian society in my basement (bunker).  First off, I will [...]

Posted December 19, 2012 at 10:06 pm by Herr Falco

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Facebook, Why you no know me?

Somehow, I have been spared all the creepy stalker adds that FaceBook sends everyone.  This does not mean that I do not get any ads at all, believe me.  I get ads.  The ads I receive just have nothing to do with my likes or interests.  I find this amazing!  FB is touted as having [...]

Posted October 3, 2012 at 8:30 pm by Herr Falco

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Protest!

That is it; I am DONE!  I just received a re-tweet of a tweet, asking me to re-tweet their tweet to show support for someone who was “Wrongly Killed”.  WTF, people, what is this going to do? The person is dead and I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t pass on tweets.  This was the last straw [...]

Posted March 22, 2012 at 9:42 pm by Herr Falco

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Battle of the Blitz

I’ve sat here for five minutes trying to think of how I’m going to write this post.  Considering I’m about to talk about your lovely Tita B, I don’t really care so I’m just going to start.  You think you know Tita B, you have no idea.  Fun fact:  Tita B and I are sisters. [...]

Posted June 21, 2010 at 1:09 pm by Highbeam_

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When I am Engulfed in Rage

A couple of weeks ago, I bought tickets for two friends and I to hear David Sedaris read from some of his works. We arrived at the show and got seated with a few minutes to spare, only to find out that we were apparently really at Cedar Point. Confusion ensued. Let me explain. At [...]

Posted April 18, 2010 at 10:13 pm by Fraulein Furioso

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Friendship Fail

So I spent the better part of 4 hours setting up a Facebook page and giving a tutorial of the ins and outs to Auntie B… only for her to deny my friend request. Facebook

Posted May 17, 2009 at 8:20 pm by Tita Betchausen

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