Tag Archives: fat

Melt your God Damn CHEESE!

I feel I can consider myself lucky, during my life, the Fast Food industry has only let me down a handful of times.  For some of you, my problems are “First World” & have stopped reading by now.  For the … Continue reading

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Hate Mail! an open letter to the Free Beer & Hot Wings show

Ok peeps, Every now and then your Herr Falco needs to write a hate mail to some big corporate conglomerate. Usually these letters are written in a Lawyer-ed manor that lays out my “F U, now make it right.”  This … Continue reading

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Toxic Mom, Part 1

So, my mean mom is here visiting from Texas. She stays at our house for two months every summer (yes, I’m a pansy). Everything is great for the first week or so. She’s playing with the kid, washing the dishes, … Continue reading

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FLAVOR

My name is Herr Falco, and I am in love with food.  Scratch that, I am in love with FLAVOR.  This love has led me down a path of fatness that I have just decided to roll off of.  I … Continue reading

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