Snarkward

Moving in the direction of snark.

Don’t look at me like that, it’s not a crime!

Listen, don’t chastise me for eating a two-bite brownie for breakfast after you gorged on an oversized double chocolate chip muffin. Seriously, is there a difference between donuts, cookies, cake, muffins, pancakes, danishes, tarts, brownies, or belgian waffles WITH whip cream? Answer: absolutely not. At least I had a glass of lowfat milk. Facebook

Posted October 18, 2010 at 6:55 pm by Highbeam_

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Tricks and no Treat

It’s that time of year when I miss my folks the most.  Both of their birthdays and their anniversary is in the fall and I start thinking about the past and remembering different things from childhood.  And this wouldn’t be a proper snark, if I didn’t have something ridiculous to share with all of my [...]

Posted October 20, 2009 at 1:29 am by Tita Betchausen

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Your Cupcakes Bring all the Snark to This Blog

Any dog trainer will tell you that most dogs are motivated by one of three things: 1) food 2) toys or 3) praise. This makes sense; we’ve all seen a dog who will do anything for a piece of hot dog, favorite ball, or just “who’s a good girl? who is?”

Posted April 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm by Fraulein Furioso

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