OMG, you guys! We pulled into Krispy Kreme’s parking lot tonight and saw a guy lying in the bushes. J-girl screamed & pointed at him, yelled at Herr Falco to pull over and see if he’s dead. Herr Falco, being a licensed funeral director among other things, goes “He’s not dead, I know that slump. [...]
So, ok, get this. There are three travel-related things that I absolutely abhor. 1) Getting lost, 2) breaking down and 3) being late. And when I say abhor, I mean loathe with the burning hatred of a thousand suns. I can’t stress it enough. I will spend hours comparing Google Maps to Mapquest to Rand [...]
Most People are looking for the cheapest way out of funeral expenses. I totally get that, it can be very expensive. There are, however, some corners that should not be cut. The first of these is the dove release. This can be a breath taking part of the service if done correctly. The birds used [...]
You know, kids. There’s no holds barred here on Snarkward. Anything and everything is fair game in love and snark.