A co-worker whom I shall refer to as Beady Eyes McGee just came up to my desk bearing several large binder clips and a list of cube-dwellers in the area. She proceeded to inform me that she recently “tripped on some wires under her desk” and was going from cube to cube alerting others to [...]
I recently spent four lovely semesters finishing my degree at my neighborhood state university. I was a part time student and mainly went in the evenings, so I opted to not get even more shafted purchase a parking sticker. Instead, I armed myself with a few rolls of quarters and parked in the metered spots. [...]
Hey, there, snark-minded people. I just need to get this off my chest. We are living in the 21st century. It’s 2009. And we have been force-fed seconds and thirds from the political correctness buffet for years. Even here in the Midwest, where diversity is not as accessible as in NY or LA and the [...]