Let me let you in on a little known fact about myself; I love to stand in lines. I don’t know what it is, but if a line forms, I am there. I love everything about lines. I love the fact that the Russians invented it. Even the fact that Russians don’t actually stand in [...]
I recently made it onto someone’s Twitter list called “My Gaming Meat Bags.” What does that even mean? That I’m a bag of meat? That I’m a bag of meat who likes to play games? Ok, I’ve been called worse. And that title has a sick and wrong feel to it that I can happily [...]
Thanks to Fraulein Furioso for re-awakening those demons. If you missed part 1 of this story, check out her post “And Now For Something Completely Different.” Ok, look. While I would not go so far as to call myself a prude, I had never before been to a strip club. I don’t enjoy porn. [...]