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Moving in the direction of snark.

Sassy & Tita love chick flicks… but not this one.

SPOILER ALERT! Sassy & Tita’s penchant for cheesy chick flicks has led them to a recent showing of “Remember Me” featuring a vamp-free Robert Pattinson.  The following conversation contains spoilers.  If you don’t care, because you’re not going to watch this movie anyway, then please continue reading.  If you do care, turn back now.  Don’t [...]

Posted March 25, 2010 at 6:07 pm by Tita Betchausen

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My Slacker Poet Vampire Boyfriend

So I just saw the movie Daybreakers.  Yet another vampire movie in a long line of modern vampire movies.  However, this one is not for the gentle heart dreaming, diamond skin loving, preteen fantasy droolers.  It’s dark and violent and all manners of bloody.  The stuff good vamp movies are made of.  I love vampire [...]

Posted January 15, 2010 at 11:21 pm by Tita Betchausen

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A Werewolf and a Vampire Walk into a Bar…

Ok, so the entire Snarkward staff (plus a lovely friend) went to see New Moon tonight. And of course, we are all full of opinions and nonsense that we’d like to share with you now…let’s start with the Fraulein:

Posted November 28, 2009 at 4:50 pm by Fraulein Furioso

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Tricks and no Treat

It’s that time of year when I miss my folks the most.  Both of their birthdays and their anniversary is in the fall and I start thinking about the past and remembering different things from childhood.  And this wouldn’t be a proper snark, if I didn’t have something ridiculous to share with all of my [...]

Posted October 20, 2009 at 1:29 am by Tita Betchausen

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Mama Betchausen vs. Hollywood

Come with me, Snarky Friends, on another exciting journey down Crazy Family Lane. My folks reside overseas, but Mama B treks stateside every year for an extended visit with family and friends.  So, during my mom’s annual, two-month long stay (with me, no less), I try to set a goal of getting her hooked on [...]

Posted June 13, 2009 at 3:51 pm by Tita Betchausen

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